Incident

I don't know quite the hist'ry,
Of how it all began,
The details are a myst'ry,
About a funny man.

Perhaps I got the details wrong,
Maybe it was a broad,
Well either way, it wasn't long,
Before they found the fraud.

Or then again, that wasn't it,
You know, I don't recall,
And now I think a little bit,
That wasn't it at all.

To tell the truth, nothing occurred,
There wasn't any fuss,
There's nothing in the stuff you heard,
It didn't happen thus.